humansofnewyork:

“I’ve been photographed in the same dress as Kim Kardashian. I wore it better, though. She was too short for it.”

Her: http://bit.ly/VsADro

Kim: http://bit.ly/QAi9xh 

Did this blind woman dress herself? If she did, shes does better than some people with the ability to see!

i would like to see the chicken that laid those eggs!

Indian man spent £14,000 on a solid gold shirt in the hope it will attract female attention.

I wonder if he has a camel with spinners

ONWARD.

Ive nightmares that looked like this!!!!

do they have these in green?

i can only speak for myself, but I wouldn’t have a problem with you being fat or a slut, what I would have a problem with, is that you have to feel you have to tell people that you’re proud of it because they wont leave you alone it. We all get messed with about things some people gets their kicks messing with us about it. It doesn’t help anyone, ever!

i like to joke now and again about stuff i shouldn’t joke about, but if this supposed to be in humor, that’s offensive. 

that “bath salt” shit is a hell of a drug, but with some quite interesting possibilities, “he he he he He He HEHE”! yeah, I’ll eat her face too!